Ok, Meagan - Lisa is completely right on this. Your words and actions are contradicting each other. Your words say - "I don't want to be a sex object" , but you pose in MAXIM? You accept roles that use your body and do "soft porn" to promote your sexuality.
Just face it, You want to be the next Angelina, but your big pouty botox lips still lack some filling.
Your freckles could use some lasering off. And most of all, your whiny. - Whiny is a complete turn off.
Sure - lots of guys want to sleep with you, but noone wants to keep you. Your sluttiness doesnt equal - marriage.
Stop lying to yourself, Kiss a few more girls and be a has been when your plastic surgeon cant hide your cellulose and wrinkles.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
How to hunt a carebear.
http://www.yankeepotroast.org/archives/2009/04/so_you_want_to.html
"THERE is no greater test of a man’s mettle than the tracking and killing of the American Ursa cura—the Care Bear, an animal known for its agility and cleverness, as well as its deceptive cuddliness. This is the only guide to the art of capturing and killing the elusive Care Bear, penned by a man who has hunted, hated, and been haunted by the fuzzy might and majesty of the Care Bear.
First thing’s first: Keep your distance. If you get too close, the Care Bears will try to hug you. Either one at a time or as a group. Avoid contact at all costs. If you find yourself in the midst of a hugging, ride it out. Let it run its natural course—which will be longer than you expect. The psychological damage of a hug lasting six hours or longer is immeasurable and can require self-termination. My schoolmate Rupert was hugged for that length, and now works in theatre. Poor Rupert—Better to die with honor than spend the rest of your days a limp-wristed nancy"
I have been hugged by a carebear, and the care bear stare keeps me scared straight
"THERE is no greater test of a man’s mettle than the tracking and killing of the American Ursa cura—the Care Bear, an animal known for its agility and cleverness, as well as its deceptive cuddliness. This is the only guide to the art of capturing and killing the elusive Care Bear, penned by a man who has hunted, hated, and been haunted by the fuzzy might and majesty of the Care Bear.
First thing’s first: Keep your distance. If you get too close, the Care Bears will try to hug you. Either one at a time or as a group. Avoid contact at all costs. If you find yourself in the midst of a hugging, ride it out. Let it run its natural course—which will be longer than you expect. The psychological damage of a hug lasting six hours or longer is immeasurable and can require self-termination. My schoolmate Rupert was hugged for that length, and now works in theatre. Poor Rupert—Better to die with honor than spend the rest of your days a limp-wristed nancy"
I have been hugged by a carebear, and the care bear stare keeps me scared straight
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