Reasons why Lisa is Beautiful to Me

1) We all know Lisa is a physically beautiful woman, but we arent necessarily talking about her outer beauty today, we are going to discuss her inner beauty.
2) Lisa is the only one in the world who is driven and determined to accomplish everything all at one time. She has no limits when it comes to accomplishments. I find this very beautiful, and somewhat frustrating when she expects the same from me-lol
3) Lisa quirks - Her little quirks which I wont go into any detail , but they are truly so cute that they are beautiful to me.
4) Lisa sense of moral and value - every person should have these, but Lisa is the model of morals and values. This is very beautiful to me.
5) Ok, I know I wasnt supposed to go into this - But I love your hair honey.
6) The way she carries herself. Its beautiful to me. She makes me smile, all she has to do is walk in the room.
7) The way she looks at me. This is also very beautiful to me, and no she doesnt look at me like a bag of popcorn with a huge juicy pickle tucked inside.
8) I will continue this later - work wants me to work now.

james avery

So there is this silver shop called james avery. They make hand made jewelry and charm bracelets. Lisa has came to adore the little charms which they sell. I have came to obsess over completing Lisa's collection. I really want them to make a pickle charm. They havent til this point, I even emailed them requesting they make a pickle just for Lisa with no response.

Needless to say, They are not my favorite people, because they wont make what Lisa wants most. A silver pickle. The other 300 charms Lisa wants as well, they will come eventually.

But please James Avery - You need to make a pickle

First Day of School

So I was shocked, and Lisa was petrified. 100's of 7 year olds dressed as vixens, catholic school girls, strippers, and baby prostitutes.

A police officer escorted his prostitute in the school. A maybe 6" mini skirt hides her pre-puberty body. I bet she has a pole to dance on for her daddy at home. I want to barf.

They will all work for Hugh in a few more years.

So I told Lisa, they are this worried about their looks now. Wait til they get older. Anthony has no chance. Even the ugliest littel girl is dressed like a diva. With this attire I expect half of these girls to be pregnant by 6th grade. The new standard for the upcoming generation seems to be use your body to get what you want. But wait, 7 year old boys dont even like girls. Hopefully this is just a fad- Britney Spears - stay away from our elementary kids.

Lisa didnt even say anything about the tight little pants the boys where. Where did these come from. Whats the point. Pants that are so tight you cant run. - When your a kid your supposed to run. Oh wait! This generation is more concerned about video games. They consume the life out of kids. Every kid destined to be an overweight Diva. This should be interesting. Guess we know where that Drop Dead Diva idea came from.

Lisa and Keanu Reeves

So lately all Lisa's blogs have been about Keanu. Now, personally I dont have anything against Mr Reeves, but I'm worried now that he is single. Lisa's jealousy of Keanu hanging out with that stupid charlie angel wannabe Camaron, just proves to me I should be really worried about Keanu and his intentions. If he searches his name on the internet, he will surely find Lisa's mesmorizing blog, and surely see how truly cute and wonderful she is from reading her blog. Then he will surely want to meet her. I see exactly where this is going. Keanu, Lisa is mine - stay away - we will watch your movies, snuggled up to each other in bed, thats as close as you are going to get to my Lisa. You are not welcome at my house.

Mr Slater, you are welcome at my house. Only because Lisa deems you as old and gross now that you have past up your prime.


Thats all - just needed to rant.