animals in the news (crop circles explained)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090625/wl_nm/us_australia_wallabies

Crop circles are now explained by the above article. We should have known years ago its the stoned wallabies.

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/local&id=6883068&rss=rss-ktrk-article-6883068

This article shows how grass fires are caused. I never knew vultures were arsonist.

Seems the news has nothing else better to write about. Good for them.

Chunk and Dane Cook

So Lisa and I had the pleasure of going to see Dane Cook this weekend. We had bought cheap seats, and Dane hooked us up 15 rows from floor. Thanks Dane. But at the same time dane hooked up chunk from the goonies, with row 16 seats. Yeah if you were in section 126 Row 16, I'm sure you either heard or were affiliated with the goonies crew.

Chunks annoying laugh, over powered dane's performance. If the laugh alone wasnt annoying enough Chunk (which I think was a girl) Laughed at comments that just were not funny. Like when Dane said his parents died of cancer 9 months ago - Chunk laughed so hard. Friend of Chunk had to be embarrassed. Who the hell thinks thats funny. Everytime Dane talked Chunk laughed. A loud hideous laugh that only could be subdued with a bowl of ice cream or duct tape.

The first guy and Dane were great. The second commedian - was not worth standing on stage. Though his talk about hypotheticals woman give men came in handy on sunday after watching the proposal. It gave us a good laugh.

Chunk is still alive. I even let out a loud " Hey you guys! " when we left - Chunk probably looked for hours for his long lost friend. But thanks for about ruining dane cook's show - chunk you suck.

Mr. Slater

after my former post about Twitter being a retarded celebrity stalker site. I have recently changed my view. Mr. Slater has added me as a friend so now I can have direct dialogue with him. I am 18 steps closer to getting him to be the ring bearer for Lisa and I's wedding.

He will come - even if we have to pay for his plane ticket, and let him stay at the house. - I will lock Lisa away so he doesnt try to get his little pervert hands on her. - Because I know he has good taste, and will find Lisa very adorable.

But he will be there - regardless. I am confident in my mission.

Mother of the Day

I have decided reading the news about mothers/father's killing their children deserves a spot in my blog.
So this blog is dedicated to all the parents who sufficate, stab, beat, shake, throw their child to the point of death. Why have children if 1) You cant control yourself 2) Have any urges to beat anyone 3) And Umm really can't control yourself.

This article - http://www.39online.com/news/nationworld/sns-ap-us-toddler-stabbed,0,919107.story

Stabbed her daughter over 100 times? WTF! How many times do you have to do it before you say - Hmm - what the hell am I doing. - obviously for her over 100 times.

The lawyer says she has history of mental problems - so why was she having a baby in the first place?

So many questions I'll never have the answers too.

Twitter

So Lisa signed up for Twitter to see what all the hyoe is about. I joined, for some reason I cant stand the thought of being left out - Just incase it really is cool. So I sign up as well.

Ok , I can offically say Tweeter is retarded. Who wants to know everytime a Celebrity goes to the bathroom?
Entertaining time - 2 minutes.

Farmtown Intervention?

Lisa came home one day addicted to farm town. This is the new rage on facebook, if you didn't know this. Basically you build a farm plow , plant seeds and harvest them for coin to buy more plowing, plant more seeds and harvest more crops, so you can expand your farm, plow more, plant more seeds, and harvest more crops.

I compare it to the old coke commercials - where the guy is walking around in circles working harder and harder to buy more coke, what they never told you is eventually he finds out work is overrated and just starts robbing and stealing to get his coke.

Lisa goes to work on her homework , while I clean up a little. Homework is now Farm town. I see her caught in the downward spiral of the coke commercial, desperately calling for intervention. IS it too late to save her.

Then the other night, she needs more friends so she can sell animals to plant more crops, to get more money - You understand the routine now.

I decide to help her out and create my own farm. Now Lisa is falling asleep, and I cant seem to look away from the computer , because I am engorged in the idea of having a bigger farm, planting more crops to get more money.

Help us we really need an intervention!